🎄 All I Want for Christmas Is a Quiet Five Minutes Sweatshirt

Sometimes, all you really want for Christmas is a quiet five minutes.

This cosy Christmas sweatshirt features the relatable message:

ALL I WANT
for Christmas
is a quiet five minutes.

Because sometimes the best Christmas present isn’t another gift under the tree — it’s five uninterrupted minutes with a warm drink and absolutely nothing to do.

Featuring warm brown typography and a subtle vintage-inspired Christmas illustration, this Military Green sweatshirt brings a little festive humour to everyday comfort.

With the full design printed on the back and a completely plain front, it’s an easy favourite for Christmas shopping, festive outings, decorating the tree or relaxing at home.

🤎 Sweatshirt Details

Soft, comfortable cotton and polyester blend
Classic unisex relaxed fit
Crew neckline
Long sleeves
Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem
Comfortable for everyday wear
Perfect for layering during colder weather
Original Christmas design printed on the back
Warm brown typography and vintage-inspired Christmas illustration
Completely plain front
Available in Military Green
Available in a range of sizes
Please check the size chart before ordering

🎄 A Little Christmas Humour

All I want for Christmas is a quiet five minutes.

No rushing around. No endless to-do lists. No one asking what needs doing next.

Just five peaceful minutes to enjoy a warm drink, curl up somewhere comfortable or simply sit and do absolutely nothing.

A little festive humour for anyone who loves Christmas but occasionally needs a break from all the excitement.

🎁 A Thoughtful Christmas Gift

Looking for a Christmas gift for someone who appreciates a little peace and quiet?

This funny Christmas sweatshirt makes a thoughtful present for friends, partners, family members, colleagues or anyone who enjoys cosy clothes and relatable festive humour.

Perfect for Christmas gifting, Secret Santa or treating yourself to something comfortable, festive and full of personality.

🌎 Made to Order

Each sweatshirt is made especially for you when you order, helping us reduce unnecessary stock and waste.

Your order is produced by one of our trusted print partners.

📦 Delivery & Returns

Please allow approximately 5–7 working days for production before dispatch.

UK delivery is charged separately at checkout.

Non-personalised items can be returned within 30 days. Please contact us before returning an item.

Please note that colours may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and lighting.

Christmas Self Care

All I Want for Christmas Is a Quiet Five Minutes Sweatshirt